go cow-tipping
talk to your rocks, Sed, Igne, and Met
have a few beers and then go out driving down rt 17, not having any clue where you're going
go out to the stable and play with the horsies.
go to a lively local town, sit in front of a bitchy little theater, and attempt to make mad passionate love to theater-goers who are half your age
which of the following would you never do?:
eat fire
wear clothes that are like so last season
eat a hamburger without mayonnaise
hurt a cow
shower
which best describes your hair:
thin and stringy
stick straight and perfect. whether it is naturally that way, i will not say.
frizzy, because of the poor air quality.
really soft and smooth. i use mane & tail horse shampoo!
greasy. oily. dirty.
do you like cows?:
my significant other is a cow.
umm like cows smell. but cats are totally cute. i love cats. like my daddy, he's a breeder and we have these like expensive cats and we sell them and then my daddy buys me like a new prada bag or takes me to tiffany's or like sometimes, we just go to aruba. i don't like cows. but i like leather.
cows make good hamburgers.
i love cows! they're like my second family...
cows? i don't understand...
do you have a job?:
yes, i am the babysitter of a 10-year-old porn star.
like, i always wanted to be like a geologist, or like something way fun, but right now, i just get allowance from daddy.
yeah, i work at the mcdonalds on rt 17.
i volunteer at the animal shelter.
i am a landscaper. i come your house and mow lawn. and i sing.
go open the window. now! for real! it smells:
like wheat and hay.
somewhat fishy, but definitely cancerous
like rotten eggs.
like cow manure and horses. ahhh.
i don't have windows.
which word or phrase is the most major part of your vocabulary?:
"put it away or i take it away!"
"omg, like, kate spade gave herself a setty with a computer mouse!"
"would you like fries with that?"
"moo"
"ay mamacita!"
where do you live now?:
on an indian reservation
with daddy and mommy and the housekeeper from the upper west side.
suburbia
with my dogs, cats, and parents.
a shack surrounding a lake off of a main road
